she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We need a shit load of segways right now
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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