why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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