there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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