sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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