As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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