Can Purell be used as lube?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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