I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
either way he was missing a nipple.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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