batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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