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hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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