i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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