Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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