He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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