would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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