what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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