A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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