i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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