Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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