You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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