didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
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Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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