I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Farmville is her only friend.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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