My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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