playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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