glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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