On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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