I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
