dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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