I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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