right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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