I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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