I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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