lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Do vagina's smell?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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