You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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