So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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