i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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