i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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