ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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