dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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