We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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