WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's official drugs can't kill me
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You almost got us killed.
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