you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Soap is not a condiment
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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