Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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