i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
