Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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