I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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