i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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