is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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