Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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