How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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