dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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