It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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