You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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