He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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