found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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