i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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