YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
be right there i have to get my cape
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
