The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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