the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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