it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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