Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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