If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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