I bet he comes in French.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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